I guess no one told Winston to put his hands in his pants.


A few years ago if you asked me who I thought was attractive I would have said this man 

Now I would answer this man

What even happened to me?

(via welshalbino)



If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

(via thisaintnosham-iamwhatiam)

The tempest swells underneath my skin.
My pupils erupt into flames;
the tendrils lick up to singe my eyelashes
and burn my eyelids.
Black clouds roll through my lungs,
colored like the ash that falls from my cigarettes.
Waves swell and break against my ribs;
the white caps slam into my sternum.
Somewhere a clock is clicking.
I am a ticking time bomb.

- Untitled, a poem by me (via cooling-twilight)

(via shake-my-ass-to-the-wind)


does anyone else have “the chair”


(via thomasplaysbanjo)

I was badass and cool before I got fat.
- MARCUS MUMFORD (via thesonsofmumford)

(via sherlockwillbethedeathofme)


Happy Birthday to the most  amazing and one and only Ben Howard !

im laughing so hard right now, i read that in their description so i jokingly tweeted them and they fkn replied
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